05.01.2004

Dubya's May Day—war melts down!
Mission Accomplished—First Anniversary Edition, get your WMD's here!

Whopper of mass deception
Wrought by monomaniacal delusion

What moral dilemma?
We're making dollars!

White House malaprop droid
World's most dangerous?

Woodward's malleable dunce
What a micturating dingus!

Washington's magisterial dementoes
Warbling monkey deputies

Wag my dog
Wash Moloch's donkey

Whittles men down
Wives mark days

Watch more die
Weep Mom & Dad

"The forces of good and the forces of evil are stuck . . .
I am going to bomb your whole dirty world out from under you"—Alan Dugan

"All that is solid melts into air
All that is holy is profaned"—Marx and Engels

"While you are not safe I am not safe"—Allen Ginsberg
Mayday . . . mayday . . . mayday . . .